AskMeAnything  

I'm Annalysse.

(Ahh-Nahh-Lease)

El Paso, Texas


turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via callmethepizzaman)

— 6 hours ago with 249323 notes

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(Source: holmyhan, via alifessoundtrack)

— 7 hours ago with 533173 notes
azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

(Source: crackerswag, via r2brittney)

— 7 hours ago with 373184 notes
"I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it."
(via hefuckin)

(Source: jessielou24, via sassxqueen)

— 8 hours ago with 122963 notes